this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
i have three moods
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.