Talk to meAboutLoveCallieArchive

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

perriencess:

i wish i was one of those blogs that give people heart attack by reblogging their stuff

(via seedy)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via pizza)

safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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(Source: safeguards, via seedy)

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
ok:

ok

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via iamthewhitegirl)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via radicalteen)